WOLX » Billy Mays http://blogs.wolx.com Just another www.radio-blogs.net weblog Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:14:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Cash For ….? http://blogs.wolx.com/aelliott/2009/08/03/cash-for/ http://blogs.wolx.com/aelliott/2009/08/03/cash-for/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:12:10 +0000 Adam Elliott http://blogs.wolx.com/?p=447 billy_maysThe Cash for Clunkers program seems to be a big hit and they’re talking about extending it out. That’s great, especially if its needed, but there are a few government programs I’d like to see…

* Cash for jelly donuts
* Cash for 60 inch flat screen TV’s
* Cash for Badger Hockey tickets for guys named Adam
* Cash for tolerating my drive on the beltline
* Cash for treats for my slobbery dog
* Cash for every time you see a Billy Mays infomercial
* Cash for every time my neighbor mows his lawn after 7:30pm

OK…maybe those programs don’t actually exist, but a guy can hope and dream.

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Michael Jackson goes at the big 5-0, so does Billy Mays. It’s just nor safe to be a celeb anymore. So, what have we learned from all this?

Prescrpition drugs can take you out early. Just ask Elvis, Anna Nicole Smith, Heath Ledger and now MJ. Also, keep that cholesterol down. Newsguy Tim Russert and Billy Mays found out the hard way.

At least there’s still plenty of OxyClean left for the world.

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