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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on August 30, 2010

You’re kidding right?!? The Badger Band ain’t gonna be singing no ‘Viva Las Vegas’…Viva Lost Wages perhaps? They cannot afford to go to our season opener?!? Granted, it’s one thing when the likes of ME cannot afford the time of day. Ergo, I’ll see you at my next ‘fund raiser’; Playing THE SPOONS at West Towne Mall for spare change…:-)
 
But, no money problems at (The New and Improved) Sun Prairie H.S.…8 years and $93 Million later, the school should have it’s own Space Shuttle. Couldn’t they lend a little to the Badger Band? Or, invest in the Badger Band, as they invest in the SLOTS in Vegas…
 
Wages of sin, or so I’m told…
 
Speaking of ’sin’ I could carry on about Lady GaGa, Amy Winehouse (what’s in a name?) – but don’t really follow their careers except; even Andy Rooney (!!!) was blathering on about them on ‘60 Minutes’ and it seemed, well, sinful (Andy or Amy?).
 
Yep – that’s how I maintain the ole ‘Hip Factor’. If Andy Rooney is on the case, then I know even my 87 year old dad is up to speed!
 
And in honor of the Badger Marching Band, I’ll be playing ‘Hitchin a Ride’ by Vanity Fair all week…and my tip jar is next to my spoons!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on August 23, 2010

Remember when a Billion Dollars was a BILLION DOLLARS?
 
Yep – me neither…
 
But this I know; we are in the wrong business. Beyond investment banking or pro sports salaries, there’s the interstate. Yes, the interstate…I 39 - 90…and a Billion Dollars to widen it? Heck, I’ve never been Mr. Fix-it (although I have been accused of being ‘a tool’…), but for a BIL – watch me grade the ole road, pour some hot asphalt and party all the way to the bank singing “I Want a New Lane’…
 
Actually, I want my ramp back…US14 ramp on the Beltline closed until October? I think Eisenhower had almost the entire Interstate system done in less time!
 
What’s with the rash of drunk drivers in Dane County as of late? Some ‘lady’ popped for her 4th OWI on the Beltline this weekend…please it’s NOT a contest. But if it was, Dane County can claim victory all the way to the funeral parlor…:-(
 
Meanwhile; The Summer Concert Series at the coolest place on earth, The Memorial Union Terrace, wraps up soon. But thereafter it’s Badger Football! The Family Fun Day was all that -and I certainly look forward to working on my next ‘Ohio State Ulcer’ and so on.
 
And of course with football season; Let The Move In Begin! Something like 6,200 students start ‘dorm life’ this week. Dorm Life being another term for illicit activities, stale rotting fast food decorating the walls, the aroma of Ax Spray wafting through the halls – and even the chance of some ’study’?!?
 
I mention the above as a reminder to set your sights on your favorite articles of furniture, etc. as the move-in begins. Come next spring, it’s another round of Dumpster Diving for that coffee table with the burn marks and a missing leg.
 
There may even be enough lanes and ramps on the Beltline to cart all this crap home by then!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on August 16, 2010

I missed seeing Obama in Wisconsin this week – and what?!? No Cheese-head w/ a flag pin? I’m sure Fox News will have something to say about THAT!…:-)
 
I see Men’s Magazine has named Madison the ‘Top City in America for Child Safety’. Very cool, but Men’s magazine? Not Humpty-Dumpty or Redbook? I’m getting visions of Chris Hanson here, so better move on…
 
Speaking of the kiddos – nice to see hundreds lining up to get a look at the new Children’s Museum! And nice to see the city’s ‘gateways’ are going to be ’spruced up’, particularly John Nolen Drive (if only we had a few more fast food joints to choose from…:-). But, gotta wonder; Is ‘Spruced Up’ really a bureaucratic term? Sounds like Snookie from ‘Jersey Shore’ wanting a ‘Guido who’s all bronzed and juiced up’
 
Sign of the END TIME: I’m quoting lines from the ‘Evolution skipped a beat’ cast of ‘Jersey Shore’!
 
Speaking of bad TV – really baaad; are you following ‘Big Brother’ on CBS? Aside from making one lose the will to live, the evictions must be akin to watching a walk to the execution chamber at the penitentiary! The drama, the pathos the HATE..:-( and the farewells are so drawn out, I expect to see a German soldier offering a blindfold and even a ‘cigaretten, ya‘?
 
And it brings me back to my favorite Shakespeare quote; ‘Youth is wasted on the Young’…except for Snooki on Jersey Shore obviously!
 
Have a JUICED week!

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Comments (1) | Posted by Willie B on August 9, 2010

Been at least a few days since Brett Favre had changed his mind, and un-re-retired…:-) Hey Brett, have problems making decisions? “Well, yes-and-no”…:-) Too bad all the old soap operas are finally going off the air, but fortunately we have ‘As the Farve Turns’ to keep us entertained.

I see a company in England has created a car – powered by human waste…so what are the implications when you ask a friend to ‘chip in’ for gas?

Badger Family Fun day at Camp Randall is right around the corner, August 22nd. Just now getting into the ‘Mallards Playoff Spirit’ thingy an along comes football season?!?

Speaking of the dog days of summer, how’s that drive to Milwaukee and the State Fair working for you? LOTS of great shows I must admit…although some of the old 60s bands have either brought members back from the dead, or quietly slipped in some new faces. After all, it sounds a bit odd introducing ‘THE Grass Root”…:-)

State Fair Part 2; years ago, food on a stick was quite the state fair novelty…nowadays, it’s EVERYTHING on a stick! Something like 47 items – and for them all; we don’t need no stinkin’ fork! We just like to dribble various food items from our ’sticks’…it’s almost as much fun wearing the food as eating it.

From sticks to bouncing balls…(?!?)…Mitch Miller died last week at age 99…remember ‘Sing Along with Mitch’? The kind of show our parents watched, saying “now isn’t this better than that long haired hippie rock and roll?” Well, no actually…and in my family, the idea of singing out loud with the TV set would be grounds for detention. BTW: Mitch Miller hated rock and roll, even refused to sign a young singer from down south by the name of Elvis something or another. But I can say this much; at least we know his retirement is ‘permanent’!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on August 2, 2010

How’s that for an attention getting headline?
 
PROMISE; my last blog about my ‘health’…was waaaay overdue for million mile check-up so accumulated problems have been:
 
* Colonoscopy (“here’s looking UP you kid”)
 
* Skin patch removed (from too much SUN 10 years ago, and me thinking, ‘Heck – I’ll be in my 50s when my skin goes to hell so who cares…?!?”)
 
and…
 
* My aching back (Don’t break my back, my achy-breaky…OK, too much pain invoking Billy Ray Cyrus…:-)
 
Turns out the ‘cure’ was worse than the cause! They ask the ole ‘on a scale of 1 to 10″…well, my vertebrae goes to ‘11′…and we start with a steroid shot. I’m thinking how swell!  The same worked out wonderfully for Mark McGuire, so why not! Then, for pain, they give me a Demerol shot…
 
Say what?
 
Demerol…rhymes with DIM-IT-ALL…and for good reason. Sure, for about the first 15 minutes after, you’re not only out of pain – you’re out of NEGATIVITY! I was thinking “man, they ought to hand this stuff out at the UN…”! That was the first 15 minutes. The next 15 hours felt like I was spending the weekend at Bernie’s (!!) with the likes of Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison! Honest, it took away the pain – along with my WILL TO LIVE! Walking to the car, crossing East Wash felt as if I was trying to swim through the oil in the gulf…and then one gets all paranoid from the stuff.
 
Paranoid about everything from being attacked by Food on Stick(s) at the fair, to more Dim-It-All shots to writing really boring blogs…but hey! I did not inhale…:-)

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Adam Elliott on July 30, 2010

Sorry Mr. and Mrs. Uptight, those baggy pants are OK in the eyes of the law.

We were talking about a new court ruling on the show this morning that went like this:

A New York Judge has decided a case where a man was ticketed for his low-slung pants that exposed his underwear.  The judge says while it may be distasteful and foolish, people  can wear what they want as long as they do not offend public order and decency.

There you have it.

Just by chance, Neil Young is playing a solo acoustic show in Milwaukee tonight.  The weird connection between the story and Neil Young comes from one of the funnier late night videos I’ve seen this year.  Take it Jimmy Fallon….

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on July 26, 2010

So; when did they decide to fill the Gulf up with oil? And if this latest cap ‘plugs the leak’ – may we then try it on Mel Gibson’s MOUTH?
 
Remember the old expression ‘choose your battles’? I’m looking at YOU Fitchburg…fighting over sidewalks? As in, ‘Hey you kids – get off my lawn and play in the STREET cause we ain’t go no sidewalks!” And when we’re tired of that battle, we can go back to duking it out over The Edgewater Project or light rail in Madison or the McDonald’s they’re talking about on East Wash. Or whether Bucky is really Al Gore’s former masseuse
 
“Doctor – Doctor, gimee some news”: Had  patch of skin removed (how’s that laying out in the sun working for you?…:-)…no big deal…required 7-8 stitches and easy-peasy. However; sign of getting o-l-d department…Evidently, the way I laid back in the special chair for that procedure has absolutely paralyzed my achy / breaky back! Say what?!? It is absolutely killing me – but, complaining does no good whatsoever. See, my wife recently had a double knee cap replacement…Yep; both knees at once being virtually amputated…so nothing short of being buried alive on “Fear Factor” would even begin to compare. So what fun is all this pain, if I can’t tell the world?
 
On a lighter note; Badger football will be here before you know it, and we can see the Badgers provide the other guys with some aches and pains of their own. But still enjoying the full bloom of summer, along with bike lanes and perhaps even someday; walking the sidewalks in Fitchburg!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on July 19, 2010

 
 
My son and I are sick…as in sick puppies…as in; people who willingly watch The Bachelorette!
 
Now granted; if we were, let’ say, at ‘The Home’ and perhaps couldn’t chew through the restraints on TV night – that would be a worthy explanation. But on purpose?!?
 
Beyond that horror fest, I also have a working knowledge of Big Boredom – er, Big Brother. Hey – let’s move Omarosa in there with Mayor Dave! Heck, Omarosa would go toe to toe with the Dali Lama if given the chance…and That’s Entertainment!
 
The sad thing is (it’s not already written above?!?); with the beautiful weather, and long summer evenings at a Mallards game or dinner by the lake or anything short of doing Bucky’s laundry would be an improvement to reality TV!
 
Man - I get enough reality in, er – REALITY!
 
Keep it real…sorry…:-)

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on July 12, 2010

I’ll be 54 in September (how many shopping days?…:-)…and not complaining; but at this age, how do you tell the difference between being ‘THIS AGE’ and what might actually be wrong? Granted, at 53 I’ve long since learned I’ll never score the winning TD for the Badgers, or chosen first for anything. Except perhaps spinning your head around a bat before a Mallards game (“Help – I’ve fallen…”).
 
OK – back to feeling, let’s say; ‘Funky”! Finally (i.e.; per my wife) broke down and went to see the doctor – who promptly told me I’m ‘Broke Down’. Hence the BIG ‘C’ this week, as in colonoscopy. Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “things are LOOKING UP…”!!!
 
Insert your joke here…
 
Between the grief from friends, family, co-workers and the staff who make it their life’s work to do this kind of thing (!!!), all I remember from my last visit is the doctor saying something about ‘…and we’ll give you some ‘propofol‘…
 
Where have I heard that before??? RIGHT~! The last thing Michael Jackson heard (or took for that matter). So, either Grandma will be at the end of the tunnel saying ‘The Light doesn’t want you – go baaack” – and / or, I’ll be back on the air in a day – and the show won’t be as crappy as usual!
 
Sorry, couldn’t help it! But hey; no matter how bad, my day could be much worse…I could be MEL GIBSON!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Willie B on July 5, 2010

Rhythm and Booms – and no riots? I mean, 200,000 people with a healthy mixture of FIREWORKS and BOOZE!

What could possibly go wrong with that?!?

So, another successful R&B…but as for myself; ‘Help – I’ve fallen…”

Leave it to me to get sick on my sacred VACATION! Had the big long weekend, and ambitious plans galore; take the family to Wisconsin Dells, take in a Mallards game, etc…but spending a day at my doctor’s office on E. Wash wasn’t part of the plan…

And who – WHO gets STREP THROAT in the summer?!? Anything for attention, eh? Perhaps I can tag along with Mayor Dave on his next ‘trip’ to Amsterdam and see if they have any meds which might help…(or at least help me forget…:-)

Sounds like a name for a country song; right up there with “I’m Sick and Tired of Being SICK AND TIRED!”

Truth be told, the real fun doesn’t start until this week; as whatever I have always gets passed on to my poor wife. Then again, her title for a country song (inspired by me obviously) would be; “I’m Only Lonely when I’m with YOU!”

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